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It feels so good to laugh. What more needs to be said?

I sat back today and laughed at a memory of something I witnessed while onstage at a UCB improv class graduation show. It was a typically mediocre and boring scene. The kind where two people are talking about something without doing anything. You know, improv. Anyway, the topic of discussion was wedgies, and the worry about who would be giving and/or receiving one. The scene went on for much too long. And then, right at the end, the girl gave the guy a totally real, brutal, boxers-tearing wedgie. It was insane.

I was going to tell a more context-heavy version of this story, the dynamic between this guy and everybody else in the class, whatever. Who cares. I'm tired. It was really funny and I'm glad I had a laugh today.

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